was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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