We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
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Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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