He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
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ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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