i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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