Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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