when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
NoShamevember. You game?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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