Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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