reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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