i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
my being single is dangerous.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
