so explain again why im purple
no
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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