You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
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Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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