Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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