So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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