why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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