I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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