What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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