Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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