This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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