yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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