You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
