At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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