Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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