So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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