Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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