So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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