I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There's a naked man in my car right now.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
