we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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