This girl is more easily done than said...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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