Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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