i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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