between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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