you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
There's even glitter on my cock...
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