Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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