Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"