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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.

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  PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one

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• (530): View more from California

  Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?

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  I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep

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• (925): View more from California

  What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly

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  You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI

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