i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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