Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in