Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.