On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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