He is such a slut. More and more my type.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My feet surprised me
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