her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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