Michael Bay diarrhea
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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