And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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