I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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