Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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