The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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