How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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