i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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