you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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