I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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