he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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