singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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