You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
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Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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did you just send me my own nude
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I am mentally ready for anal.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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