no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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