Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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