SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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