I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
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The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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